No HD "Revolution"

Nintendo annouced last week that its next-gen console, the Revolution, will not support HD games because it "costs too much." Okay, that wasn't a real quote. But cost is the reason why HD wont be supported.

IGN now wants everyone to email Nintendo to say, hey, WTF, I want HD. While your at it, I suggest asking them at least one of the following bonus questions:

• Does Nintendo give out free drugs to its employies? If not, how do you guys say the crazy things you do?
• What is Nintendo On? Are you guys simply trying to get rid of old Virtual Boy helmets?
• How do you manage to pay the electric bill?

Go ahead, ask 'em. Heres their email addy nintendo@noa.nintendo.com